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Lava Lamp

Lava lamp; adj. The act of orgasming on your partners anus, causing it to pool. As your partner sinks into a nice warm bath, once under water, flatulates ( farts ) through the pooled semen creating bubbles simulating the wax globules in a lava lamp. Hence the name, needed to complete the stunt is 3.0 ml. of semen and 0.0069 psi. of flatus. Can also be done solo with good hand- browneye coordination.
Would you look at Wes he just created a Lava Lamp!
by Monsterwescoast April 7, 2024
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sexy lamp

A theory for movies based on the fact that if a female character could just be replaced with a sexy lamp, the story would just be the exact same.
This chick does literally nothing, she would absolutely fail the sexy lamp test.
by Women are women amirite? April 7, 2024
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Young Lamb

The Young Lamb walks around the bar struggling to find his place
Bro, i just found this young lamb walking around and took him under my arm.

This young lamb will learn how to walk.
by yhcalam April 15, 2024
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Kendrick Lamar

Kendrick Lamar, The Boi's grim reaper just dropped another Drake Diss
by RYOkEkEN May 5, 2024
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Kendrick Lamar

A man who lets his wife or girlfriend have sex with other men. Often the man lets her do whatever she wants and treat him like shit.
Kendrick Lamar watched his wife get fucked by another man, WHAT A KENDRICK LAMAR
by Whaablazed May 6, 2024
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Kendrick Lamar

A man who lets his wife or girlfriend have sex with other men. Often the man lets her do whatever she wants and treat him like shit.
Kendrick Lamar watched his wife get fucked by another man, WHAT A KENDRICK LAMAR
by Whaablazed May 6, 2024
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The Lamp Stroke

When 3-5 dudes meet up in a bathroom with the lights off and jerk each-other.
Wanna go with me and John to the bathroom to do The Lamp Stroke?
by STROKEME696969 May 7, 2024
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