A “John ” is the hardest man on the streets yh. Him and Ed run eccy road fam and are the cheekiest men on de block fam. Get on there bad side And they will call up big man Zac the weed farmer to intimidate the Bdale Mandem.
Yo rud boi, there’s a Road John near by, we should run fam.
Road John means hardest man in the park.
Road John means hardest man in the park.
by Roadman 21savage lookin man November 24, 2018
Get the Road Johnmug. The ghost of Boston’s forgotten founder, executed in 1631 for “witchcraft” after peacefully communicating with local Native tribes. Hanged in what’s now the Boston Common children’s park, John Boston returns every July 6th, the day he died.
Each year, he rises at midnight, hunting for the smelliest children under 15 to “rebuild the city he was denied.” Legend says the stinkier the kid, the more likely they are to vanish.
The city closes the park every July 6th to contain him — but when the gates are locked, he takes to the streets.
Each year, he rises at midnight, hunting for the smelliest children under 15 to “rebuild the city he was denied.” Legend says the stinkier the kid, the more likely they are to vanish.
The city closes the park every July 6th to contain him — but when the gates are locked, he takes to the streets.
Friend 1: “Hey, wanna hang out tomorrow?”
Friend 2: “Hell no, it’s John Boston’s day, and I haven’t showered. I ain’t tryna vanish into the trees, bro.”
Friend 2: “Hell no, it’s John Boston’s day, and I haven’t showered. I ain’t tryna vanish into the trees, bro.”
by Wsgg July 5, 2025
Get the John Bostonmug. 
Get the John Cenamug. The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena
Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!
Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her
Home Boy: Yesterday
Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect
Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her
Home Boy: Yesterday
Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect
by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017
Get the The John Cena Affectmug. by killerwolfycraft May 15, 2021
Get the Alexander John Trew-norrismug. 
by WIlliam Penilecock January 2, 2023
Get the Don't Wake Up The Johnmug.