One hand clapping

Knowing something before it occurs.

I knew we were going to win because I could already hear the sound of one hand clapping.

by Oingooboingo January 29, 2023

bare hand

The act of masturbation when you are alone

I was bare handing when he came

by Txghyiol June 26, 2017

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

hand liar

Conjurors and magicians who lie with their hands, by using distraction techniques.

"Don't pay for a conjuror to our kid's party, I hate hand liars."

by v00n May 31, 2024

Shit in your hand and clap

A phrase that displays disdain, anger or frustration.

Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!

by ChickenBiscuits27 January 22, 2024

Hot Food Hands

A lesson in patience and futility.

I hate when Chef Bryce calls for “Hot Food Hands”. He is so lost it takes him five minutes to sell one table.

by Rocket828 September 27, 2024

Double hand grenade

When you put a fist in a girls ass and vagina. You then spread out your fingers while inside of her and make an explosion noise. While making the explosion noise you pull your hands out as quickly as possible.

I gave that bitch a double hand grenade then dropped her off at the hospital. The doctor said that she won't walk correctly for weeks.

by Brotner August 14, 2017