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fart riddle

"Hey, guess what??!?"
"What?"
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-r-r-r-f-f-f-f-f-t-t-ttt!"
It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.
by QuacksO March 29, 2022
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Pebble Fart

The skidding sound that is made when you are riding a skateboard and your wheel gets stopped by a pebble, usually sending you flying.
Tony was ripping on the sidewalk when he went flying and landed on his ass. I didn't see it, but I heard a pebble fart right before it happened.
by NinjaDogma April 5, 2023
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Fart

It a kind of a thing where your ass wants to poop but you don’t, so your ass decides to let gas (fart) out of your body
I really did not want to go to the bathroom so I farted
by ur.welcome;) November 15, 2019
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Fart

A funny sound made by the absence of air leaving the anus.
OMG i can't beleive joe farted while we were in the bath
by farts r us March 21, 2022
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period fart

The smell of a period fart can be particularly potent due to several factors:

* **Hormonal changes**: During the menstrual cycle, the levels of estrogen and progesterone fluctuate. These hormonal changes can affect digestion and lead to the production of more gas, which can be smelly.
* **Increased sulfur**: The gas produced during this time can contain higher levels of sulfur, which is responsible for the characteristic "rotten egg" or "sulfur-like" smell of some farts.
* **Food digestion**: Certain foods, such as beans, cabbage, and broccoli, can be harder to digest and may produce more gas, which can contribute to the smell.
* **Gastrointestinal changes**: Some people may experience changes in gut motility or gut bacteria during their menstrual cycle, which can affect digestion and lead to more pungent gas.

It's essential to remember that everyone's body is different, and the smell of a period fart can vary from person to person.
Guy 1: "Gf had a period fart while we were Netflix & Chillin. I ran to get to get fresh air, she just began giggling like a schoolgirl. God, I both hate and love women."

Guy at school: "What the heck is a period fart?"
Girl: "Do you want to continue liking women?"
by The Macbroker June 29, 2025
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Goldfish fart

When your butt cheeks are pressed together and you pass gas and the air has no way to escape except out through your pussy lips . And it bubbles like bloop bloop
I was sitting at my desk and I thought I had to fart turns out it was a goldfish fart.
by Krispichick January 23, 2025
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poop n fart

the act of consuming rotten penises
by iloveminorsssssssss June 23, 2025
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