Dick Leash

When a girl is on an imaginary leash of a guy, meaning he has power or control over her in a way that she more or so bends to his whim. The male figure does not have to be a boy friend but just a male who has control. The girl may be under said male's charm, physical attraction, or some other trait that the girl takes interest in. It may also be from black mail or some sort of manipulative control to make said girl bend to their will and do what they please.

Samantha: Hey, did you see the new tron movie?

Ronny: Did I say you could talk, bitch? Speak only when spoken to, fucking bitch
Samantha: Your right :\ I'm sorry.
David: (whispers) Hey luke, is it me or does Ronny seem to have Sam on a total dick leash?

Luke: yeah man i totally agree.

(girl is tying shoes for a friend who asked her to tie his shoes)

Person 1: Well someone seems to be on a pretty tight dick leash.
Public bystanders: (laughing)

by Bferrari24 January 8, 2011

Dick Shelf

A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.

Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?
Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!

or

Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!
Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.

by FishHookers February 24, 2008

big dicking it

When you are playing poker and you have the most chips and are able to chip bully. You have the biggest dick in the game, and make sure that everyone else knows it.

I was playing poker with tom and he was totally big dicking it, and the game was no fun.

by mmhmm216+1+65 August 30, 2011

Rip the dick

To Rip The Dick out of something usually applies to cars but could be applied to other things. It means that you push it to its limits, thrash it within a micrometer of its bearing shells.

Hes fair rippin the dick oot o that car by revving it up and then doin a wheelie like that. See tire fryer.

by You've seen this happen! February 28, 2005

zeus dick

an intoxicated male is erect, but has the ability not cum if he so chooses. The ability to stay hard and not cum is called Zeus Dick.

I railed this chick last night and tour her pussy up for four hours with my zeus dick.

by the greenbowen madman October 23, 2009

From the Dick

From the beginning; i.e. A date that was told and promised.

I told you from the dick that tonight we were going out.

by RJigga June 11, 2006

Dick thong

Taping your dick so far up between your buttcheeks that it is like wearing a thong.

I bet that guy's got his dick thong on tonight.

by Chelsey Ball March 22, 2011