your mom

your mom is fat btw.

your mom is a really cool word beacause it has been used by Abraham lincon himself

your mom likes cock
your mom is fat
when your mom walks in the room all breaks

by daddyuuu March 9, 2021

Mom

She always do the house chores, cock and play with her kids. She will be mad if the house are messy. She's the most perfect person that i've met and she can cock many of delicious food. She will play with or entertain her children if they're bored if her children are sad she will be there to listen she know how people feel and always are there for them she's so sweet a kind. You will be happy forever if you're close with her.

I want a partner like my mom

by Sahiii October 8, 2023

ur mom

a joke that is very funny, as long as you don’t use it on someone that doesn’t have a mom.

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my mom is dead-
You: oh sh-

by urmomishot November 20, 2021

mom

your mom

“mom help me with homework plzzzz.”
“No.”
“die”

by iehgrwos October 3, 2021

MOM

MOM = Made Of Money

Kid: Mom can you give me some money

Mom: I'm not made out of money!

Kid: Isn't that what mom stands for?

by AyyeeLmao. May 23, 2018

halfway mom

A pregnant woman.

Jill has been a halfway mom for 25 weeks.

by John Coosa November 3, 2011

Your mom

If someone's ask who say this

Who farted? Your mom
Who peed in the pool? Your mom
Name a basketball player better than Jordan. Your mom

by Obamaishot360 January 17, 2022