by Aaron Parkour December 29, 2015
Get the eye of the traceurmug. by Candy Land Man March 24, 2009
Get the Whispering Eyemug. Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024
Get the Eyes bigger than my assholemug. by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
Get the Rapid eye movement (kidnapping)mug. When it is so effing cold outside people's (chicks mostly, dude sometimes) sweaters develop "eyes" due to their nips being so dang rock hard. They are watching you... ( . ) ( . )
by skinnyjhorts January 8, 2015
Get the sweater eyesmug. A well-known insult in the Japanese manga and anime world, used on people who wear glasses. The meaning 'Four-eyes' probably came from the two physical eyes the person has, while two more eyes seen on the glasses (one eye on each glass), which makes 'four eyes' in total.
Person 1: Oi, four eyes! Get me melon bread!
Person 2: I-I didn't get my allowance today...
Person 1: *kicks Person 2 in the gut* Hah?! Who do you think you are?
Person 2: *screams in agony * F-four eyes!!
Person 3: *smashes Person 1 with an uppercut*
Person 1: *K.O*
Person 3: Hey Person 2, you alright?
Person 2: *snot and waterworks flowing* T-thank y-you so much, Person 3! Thank you!
Person 2: I-I didn't get my allowance today...
Person 1: *kicks Person 2 in the gut* Hah?! Who do you think you are?
Person 2: *screams in agony * F-four eyes!!
Person 3: *smashes Person 1 with an uppercut*
Person 1: *K.O*
Person 3: Hey Person 2, you alright?
Person 2: *snot and waterworks flowing* T-thank y-you so much, Person 3! Thank you!
by austinhornhead12 January 6, 2021
Get the Four eyesmug. by special human being May 11, 2021
Get the Your eyes are prettymug.