John Marquina

A person to laugh at any time with his noises and singing and his highly charming face

Oh Wow! You are such a John Marquina

by Urban Dictionary January 08, 2018

The John D. Theory

Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.

The John D. Theory is as follows: John D. Earth, also known as God, created the Earth.

by Kyle Ninneman February 28, 2020

John Craig

an AMAZING athlete,

A great dad- spoils their kids
HES HANDSOME

me: Oh look! Theres the famous athlete John Craig!!

Bob: OMG im his biggest fan!!

by glowinqxevie May 01, 2021

john mac bonnett

the original mung creator

john mac bonnett created the term "mung"

by almond.moose August 22, 2021

Creamy John

When a man puts a Chocolate or Vanilla Long John in a girls vagina

OMG last night I got the best Creamy John from the school janitor

by Didyoujust-touchmyass December 21, 2017

Training John

A term for male masturbation

Bob love Training John while going on xvideos

by Anon Skeptic October 06, 2017

john lau

gay guy but straight

john lau is not gonna BRO UP with you

by bro up October 03, 2020