Paul Effect

making you want to break something sharp in half and then shoving your dick in it, shredding it to pieces

The guy I talked to gave me the paul effect.

by Mysteryperso March 2, 2025

Jeremy Effect

The Jeremy Effect is when somebody says something and then repeats it but slows down their voice each them they repeat it.

Person1: "Burger"
Person1: "Bbuurrggeerr"
Person1: "Bbbuuurrrgggeeerrr"
Person2: "It's the Jeremy Effect!

by Someonewhoisntreal April 14, 2024

the squiddle effect

when you buy something of great value only for it to become piss cheap

I bought a twisted bow the other day, thank god for the squiddle effect otherwise I would have had to pay 1088m instead of the 35gp I got it for today

by joy emoji July 29, 2017

CG5 Effect

the CG5 effect is where a meme dies or falls under controversy after the YouTube music star CG5 (Charles "Charlie" Duncan Green V) makes a music video about a that meme. The first example of the CG5 effect was the CG5 song "Find Da Wae" a song about the Uganda Knuckles meme which saw a massive decline after the release of the song on YouTube in February. The most well know and most popular example of the CG5 effect was the Grimace Shake song that was instantly killed just days after CG5 made the song. Rest. In. Peace all of the the memes that were killed by the CG5 Effect

CJ: hey the new CG5 song has CG5 effect
MD: yeah the meme was soooo new

by thetuffgolem October 13, 2023

The Lanzarote Effect

The Lanzarote Effect is when a normally cold country like Scotland gets a heatwave and the paving slabs become extremely hot so you can't go in your garden without shoes.

person 1: OH GOD AHHHHHHH WTF THE GARDEN SLABS ARE BURNING MY FEET

person 2: oh, that's called "the lanzarote effect"

person 1: I DON'T CARE YOU FUCKING NERD MY FOOT SKIN IS PEELING OFF HELP

by NoFreinds_67 August 10, 2022

john oliver effect

When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia

Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.

by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024

Fellow Kids Effect

The phenomenon where attempts by outsiders (often older generations, authority figures, or brands) to adopt the language, style, or trends of youth culture are perceived by the in-group as forced, inauthentic, and cringeworthy.

You see that new Geico commercial that used the word Skibidi? That was some Fellow Kids effect shit right there.

by doozythedoctor October 3, 2025