Cat

Furry, sussy, little furballs of destruction and are designed to look so cute you are hypnotised my it's low-quality meow noise. The gif below is hypnosis at work.

Oh shit, it's a cat!

by Sussy gut May 15, 2023

Constipated cat

the dance move of a slow twerk that resembles a constipated cat that is trying to push out a hard shit that arches and retracts it’s back while pursing it’s lips.

“Omg she’s doing the Constipated Cat!”

by chihuahuacheese07 August 19, 2023

Cat

Zoomiessssssss.

Person 1- yesterday my cat had 3 am zoomies .
Person 2- whats zoomies?
Person 1- its when a cat turns crazy, like your mum.

by kookieplus August 21, 2023

CATS

JORDANS

I'VE GOT BARE CATS THAT I WEAR.

by Gordon_ August 21, 2023

cat churn

Standing in cat shit on your mates gravle driveway

I smell cat churn, jesus it's everywhere, why is there so much under the corsa!

by Jalopy August 21, 2023

Cat

100% genuine asshole. Will claw your feet and arms.

You have a cat? Good luck.

by DeathWishCN August 22, 2023

Doja cat

She the devil she a bab lil bitch she a rebel
she put her foot to the pedal

guy 1: is she a doja cat
guy 2: yea she the devil

by michealbjordanismymanbackoff August 28, 2023