Cook up this chicken before it goes bad

Have sex with this girl before she loses interest

Yo, Chris, I’d love to see yall but I gotta cook up this chicken before it goes bad.

by George567590 January 08, 2025

ichiban sushi teriyaki chicken

Describes any food that you think is the best food you have ever had

Wow! This food is so good it’s ichiban sushi teriyaki chicken’

by xynintl November 30, 2024

swampy chicken

When he goes to bed and gets a hard boner thinking about his hot blonde gal

Wow, that’s quite the swampy chicken.

by Thebonergal January 20, 2018

Cardio Chicken

When you take your really skinny friend to the gym, and he/she keeps insisting they belong on the treadmill/cycling machine.

So in an attempt to prove that your weight lifting makes you physically superior to him/her in every physical manner, you both get on a treadmill, trying to outlast each other, while simultaneously turning up the intensity of the machines.

Nobody wins because this game sucks.

Gym Rat 1: You should take Sarah to the gym

Gym Rat 2: NAH BRO, I already did, she just wants to play a game of Cardio Chicken

Gym Rat 1: Tough brah, did you at least beat her

Gym Rat 2: ...

Gym Rat 1: Brutal dude

Gym Rat 2: BRO I SWEAR SHE'S A TRACK STAR OR SOMETHING

by Morles December 28, 2022

Chicken Choker

1)Slang terminology for a male individual masturbating a bit aggressively making it look similar to a farmer wringing chickens necks for butchering.

2)procrastination, wasting time
3) The name of a grimy ass, crazy as hell, punk rocker with usually pretty darkly themed subject matter albeit awfully catchy music Band in Cleveland, Ohio.

I had chores for him to take care of, but he really is, is dang chicken Choker!!

by Mandy’s Billy March 24, 2019

Little jerk chicken

Good comeback and insult

Hey you hit my car you prick.
Little jerk chicken.
Jeez im sorry man take my keys.

by Mr. Cornelious III December 04, 2019

chicken gumbo

When 4 dudes from all different races (i.e. Asian, White, Black, Spanish) nut anywhere on a girl, also a different race (i.e. British) at the same time.

Asian Guy: That party was pretty cool last night.
White Guy: Yeah, I really enjoyed the chicken gumbo, and I think she did too.

by chumbus123 March 01, 2018