by anonymous June 2, 2021
Get the cheese fapmug. When you don't clean your foreskin and it becomes crusty and hardend, it will also become stretchy to the point that you can put it around any sized nut or bolt and allows you to freely grab your foreskin and twist the nut or bolt no matter how seized it is.
I was working on the tractor and couldn't get this damn pto to shift position, so I pulled out my trusty Jewish cheese rachet and repositioned it
by Secret spaghetti sauce March 17, 2025
Get the Jewish cheese rachetmug. by meowing tiger February 3, 2020
Get the Cheese Fuckermug. Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.
"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."
by nevereveragain August 31, 2013
Get the cottage cheese slingshotmug. by JasonKellow June 8, 2023
Get the Raw Cheesemug. A grotesquely legendary gastrointestinal event, triggered by consuming an obscene quantity of Wisconsin dairy—typically a cocktail of deep-fried cheese curds, Velveeta nachos, and lukewarm gas station string cheese.
Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.
Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.
⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.
Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.
Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.
⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.
After three plates of loaded cheddar fries and a bucket of queso dip, Kyle let off a Milwaukee Cheese Cannon in the porta-potty at Lambeau.
by Pseudonymless name July 7, 2025
Get the Milwaukee Cheese Cannonmug. When you drag your nuts across a woman's face after not showering for some time to get that fromunda cheese on that face.
by Psycho Wrath October 24, 2024
Get the Royale with cheesemug.