What the smegma

A phrase used to emphasize surprise, similar to “WTF” or “WTH”. In addition to a surprise element, it adds a rather disgusting emotional response.

Is that your mom’s prolapsed butthole? What the smegma!

by Evola May 12, 2024

I don't care what I can or cannot do

I'm not getting married. I'm not going to let you bully me into changing anything I think or do. This isn't a 1v1 that you are winning against me. Challenge declined. You are not the challenge and you are never going to be that. You are doing this TO me and I will kill one of you kids if somebodies head doesn't roll for it. You stupid fucks should not have gotten in the way here and no it does not matter how I chose to go about it. And I'm sure as hell not just going to shut up and work harder. I'm not asking you.

Hym "I don't care what I can or cannot do. If I have to listen to you or do anything any of you say to get what I want out of this... I am just going to murder a child. I will not do it. Ever. Is that going to be the case? Or is that not going to be the case? No? I don't have to listen to you or do anything you say? Which is it? Because we can speed this up."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2025

I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫

Commonly used with two pictures, and the last image is cursed and all you hear is “ I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫”

Person 1: You: 🐴
Person 1: Me: 👨
Person 2: *insert image of horse riding human here* I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫

by I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But March 11, 2024

What's online?

A phrase used when asking a plug on the block what drugs he has available for sale. Can also be used to find out if someome is slanging dope without sounding like a desperate white kid.

More commonly phrased as: "Whatchu got online?"

Shopper (you): "Hey bro, what's good? "
Plug: "What's up?"
Shopper: "What's online?"

Plug: "Fasho' I got the molly, the xans, some white girl, and you know I be fuckin' with the hard. Just let me know whatchu need blood"

by CripSlayer52 October 19, 2017

What’s the Point of Pi?

The many whys that promoted mathematicians and math educators (or even nonmath people like artists and creatives) to toy around with the number π for centuries, be it to prove a beautiful theorem, promote the constant in popular culture (art, fashion, perfume, cellphone, movie, and the like), collaborate as a community, challenge tradition, leave a mathematical legacy, or show their intelligence.

Like art and philosophy, pi mesmerizes both math and nonmath people in every corner of the globe. No wonder, those outside the pi community would often ask: What’s the point of pi?

by Numerati October 16, 2024

What

used for emphasis or to invite agreement.

"pretty poor show, what?"

by Arminkshipper August 6, 2024

What the yak

What the yak is what the fuck but without the fuck part :

What the yak Steve!?

by Vineo July 10, 2023