urr..mom..com

it means my besti

Person 1 : hello! urr..mom..com<3
Person 2: aw heyy ur my fav urr..mom..com

by leviramos January 3, 2022

Mom lines

Tan lines from a full bottom swim suit, as opposed to a thong bottom

"Which swim suit are you packing for the beach?"

"Definitely my thong bikini, I don't want mom lines!"

by PghYinzer January 4, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom is smokin

DAMMMMNNNN! Ur mom is so flipping hot. Lick Lick

by tjghhtb January 4, 2022

ur mom

ur mom likes me and we made ur brother in front of you while u were sleeping on the couch.

ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.

by ballz_6934 January 4, 2022

ur mom

Yes

ur mom is a dumbass.

by mojitronix January 4, 2022

your mom

a term kids in 5th grade use.

classmate: how were humans created?
other classmate: Your mom

by wowzers12312 January 4, 2022

ur mom

fat

To get Chrome’s highest level of security, put ur mom on the front door

by ghost_speedrun January 5, 2022