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Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024
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Black-Eye Bird

That one friend that stays up until 4:00 A.M. playing games and stays up 22 hours of the day.
"hey man, go to sleep and get some rest"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....

no"
by Axtrium December 4, 2021
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Wobbly Eye

"oh my PT has one of those eyes, you know.. a wobbly eye"
by alyakkkk March 1, 2023
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Eyes Front

A command found meaningless by some Cav officers during the American Civil War
"Squad, present sabers"

"Captain? Eyes front?"
by REB1941 April 24, 2022
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Eyes and the hands

The art form of giving someone the looks and telling them to fuck off with the hands. Or you can say something dumb and get the hands. The eyes coming when someone says something that bamboosel's you.
When dylan poppleten came outside with his underwear on. Mikey and banks looked at him like a jack ass and hit him with the eyes and the hands and it almost blew him back.
by Michael Paulchel April 30, 2011
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Red eyes

When Dani gags so hard her eye blood vessel pops
Dani was being fucked so hard she got red eyes
by anonymous January 17, 2021
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eye play

N: When two people get up in each other's face and placing their eyelashes or eyeballs against each other's and move them around.
"I saw a mother in a game of eye play with her toddler son."
by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015
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