The new patrick meme

A new cancerous meme that ran out of ideas as quickly as it came.

Paul: Hey jack look at this patrick meme
Jack: Is it the one meme where patrick looks down at spongebob? The new patrick meme?
Paul: Yes
Jack:*Implodes out of existence, moon crashes on earth*

God: I had to eradicate the human race before it got worse

by The big potato lord May 13, 2018

Squid Mommy 🌹 @ NEW HOME OWNER!

tweet more shorb photos

squid mommy 🌹 @ NEW HOME OWNER! needs to tweet more shorb photos

by sailorlily May 24, 2021

I got a new phone

She/He deleted your number - out of lack of attraction - so she/he has no idea who you are when you text her/him.

Who is this? I got a new phone and lost numbers.

by Georgiaboy1996 July 5, 2015

New York Sprite

The act of mixing your own semen into carbonated water and giveing it to a New Yorker

" I gave pam my new york sprite"

by THCrusaider December 25, 2022

New born

1. Young
2. In slang a Dumb person
3. New baby

1. Oh your just a new born
2. What are you doing New born!
3. New borns are hard

by 459395 April 10, 2023

New Yrs Res

New Year's Resolutions

New Yrs Res may include
Prosperity
Dexterity
Notoriety
Sobriety

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

new york sofa

a pile of trash bags on the street one may use as a cushion

a dumpster full of trash used as a temporary resting spot

the open end of a trash pickup truck used as a free ride as one rests their head against a pillow of trash

basically any form of lying comfortably in garbage and not caring because your life is in such a state that you're just happy to have a soft thing to lay in for a while. called a New York sofa because the trash smells about the same as New York City itself, and many people from NYC perform this ritual.

person 1: Dude, why you always sleeping in the trash?

person 2: I hit rock bottom again today. Just hanging out in this New York sofa while I try and figure this shit out.

person 1: scoot over, i've gotta figure some shit out too

by mewnNose October 2, 2016