John Maxing

Rotting all day inside while you are at college.

Bro stop John maxing there’s gonna be so many girls at bar, come with us

by John Klerr December 5, 2024

John

John is a mystery of a man, a man of few words, a man who will cut anyone who fucks with his circle. He is adept with his hands, and loves his woman fiercely. John makes sure things are done right, and takes pains to correct the wrongs. He is fun, hot, sensitive and sexy. John is a man every other dude should aspire to be.

John makes his lady feel like she is his, he works hard to explain why they are forever.

by GeminEye Visionary November 20, 2022

John

A pure God Excepted by the Mexicans who typically worships himself

What is that guy doing at that temple
Oh that’s the temple of John
Wait that’s John

by fruit tea April 5, 2022

John F. Kennedy

The most open minded president. So open minded his brains spilled on his car and floor.

I just headshot John F. Kennedy!

by I hate nigger faggots September 20, 2023

Trapper john

1. A character in M*a*s*h who got his nickname due to a misunderstanding. While his girlfriend was in a public bathroom john macintyre decided to purpose to her. He got dow. On kneee in front of the bathroom door. As a lady the wrong lady was exciting the bathroom she scream out of surprise "pervert!" And prevent anyone else from leaving. Hour later cops arrived and arrested john accidentally.

Later the surgeon was known for martinis and the best care any where alkng with off humor and practical jokes.

2. In reference to M*a*s*h for when you trap someone in a place due to a misunderstanding and set event. Aka pulling a trapper john

Id like to pull a trapper john one day and embarrass my future wife.

by Theamazinggeek September 4, 2019

John Von Tunzelman

he is an awesome dude that really knows what he is doing. he is always looking out for people and has a very bad sky block addiction but then again he is a chess nerd and will always stand up for his sky block and valorant account but honestly awesome dude and you never would want to lose him and I would want to try to get closer with him

"I wish I could have the john dedication gaming "
John Von Tunzelman - skyblock

by alexthepotato0110 June 13, 2023

John Backflip

One story claims that John Backflip performed the first backflip in 1316 in medieval Europe. However Backflip was eventually exiled after his rival, William Front Flip, convinced the public that Backflip was using witchcraft.

Person 1: dude who did the first backflip?

Person 2: it got to be none other than John Backflip!!

by Fortnitebawlz July 11, 2024