Blindly flexing

It's flexing but the person doesn't exactly notice. You do though, it makes you feel bad about yourself, sometimes.

Lily: "Oh my gosh! My 2 Ipads couldn't work, so I brought 2 more. And remember when I was in 1st grade? I dissected a cow eye!"
Me: "That's cool, I guess. You also already said that story of dissecting a cow eye over 100 times, I don't want to hear it anymore."
Me (thoughts): "She's blindly flexing again . . . "

by odd, nefarious dumbass November 3, 2022

Alexis Flexis

A good guy, Poom Poom and a decent worker.

Alexis Flexis is a Poom Poom.

by MandemTinaYouAlreadyKnow December 9, 2022

Living flesh and reLBJaLooD

Living flesh and relbjalood beings.
by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created living flesh and relbjalood by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 29, 2022

vlad flerea

sigma move

I wish I was such a vlad flerea...

by cistriuainli1 February 2, 2023

expensive fleshlight

A woman who does not work but is instead given money and a place to live by the person she is having a sexual relationship with. Can also be known as a: sugar baby, concubine, mistress, etm.

Rodger works hard, we are proud of him for that, but I wish that he would find a partner that has a job. She is such an expensive fleshlight. She only hands over pussy in exchange for his credit card.

by Mentalbreakdownwardspiral February 4, 2023

Dirty-Flexing

To flex, stunt, flaunt, or show off with something that is not really yours.

Friend 1: I saw your roommate on IG in the new Tesla model S self driving. Bro really getting to the money now.

Friend 2: I saw that post. Not hatin’ but that’s his uncle’s car. We drove to the club in it yesterday.

Friend 1: y’all Dirty-Flexing like a motherfucka lol… pick me up in it next time.

by 213JetSet February 11, 2023

God Flex

When a place, person, action, thought, visual or sound is just too incredible for words.

‘The logo drum in Amapiano is God Flex!’

‘Your face is God Flex,’

‘That view of the city is a God Flex,’

‘You 2 together is a God Flex,’

by Lu기 February 25, 2023