fart beard

The significant other to which a man or woman blames an obvious fart (noun); to blame a self-made fart on a significant other - or possibly a family pet (verb).

Hey now, don't beard that fart on me bebe - or -He was cool to claim the blame, but I was sitting next to her - I think he was her fart beard.

by mfrogz June 30, 2015

fart a weed

When your Initials start with the first four letters of the alphabet and you kester marijuana because your a fucking pot head And you literally fart a once of weed.

Kassady: hey do you smoke weed?
Dylan: Yea me and my boyfriend dallas are about to fart a weed bro.

by Redneckgarage75 May 16, 2017

Fart

A thing between the butt cheeks that ruins relationships

Female:*farts*
Male: ew did you just fart
Female: yeah, it's the human body, get over it
Male: you're gross. I now hate you.

by Lightbulb24 June 13, 2019

Faggot Fart 69 Licker

when an LGBTQ person farts

*fart* WAS THAT A FAGGOT FART 69 LICKER??????

by MrCorrupto January 12, 2025

Fart

something that teenagers think are funny

hey...billy.
yeah?
...*fart noise*
OhOhoOoOoO DuDe ThAts FunNy

bro im a teenager making fun of teenagers lol

by ok hand March 4, 2021

Fart in the piss

Making a bad situation worse

"did you see Steve started a fight at Jimmy's funeral?"

"yeah a true fart in the piss there"

by ScottPiggott April 9, 2023

bustass fart

A fart that is so loud it sounds like someone's ass exploded.

Janie ate some hot sauce that caused her gas, so she could let out some bustass farts.

by Haldee September 17, 2017