a disease most commonly found in the United States that causes people to sort every single political position into one of 2 camps, sorting every person into these groups even if the people within them have almost nothing in common. This is usually a subjective judgment of left vs. right and may be based on the major parties within a 2 party system, but it can also apply to other cases where they think everyone who doesn't agree with their very specific worldview is exactly the same. Symptoms include mind-numbingly stupid takes, seething rage, and excessive tribalism.
examples of 2 party syndrome may include:
"the democrats are communists"
"all libertarians are literally nazis"
"socialism is when the government does stuff, all you statists are socialists"
"if you're not hyper-specific leftist tendency you serve the bourgeoisie and are no better than a fascist"
"the democrats are communists"
"all libertarians are literally nazis"
"socialism is when the government does stuff, all you statists are socialists"
"if you're not hyper-specific leftist tendency you serve the bourgeoisie and are no better than a fascist"
by cheese toastie with pickles October 05, 2021
When your stuck playing online with a team of noobs who are clearly all playing at the office checking out the game for the first time.
by FilfyRoo October 07, 2022
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n. pl. weird ass par·ties
def: A social gathering for pleasure or amusement, focusing on or celebrating the strange or otherwise out of the ordinary; rectum, behind, bum, rump, gluteus maximus, dumper or posterior.
n. pl. weird ass par·ties
def: A social gathering for pleasure or amusement, focusing on or celebrating the strange or otherwise out of the ordinary; rectum, behind, bum, rump, gluteus maximus, dumper or posterior.
by Buffalo Pockets December 07, 2012
by PortageAndMain September 09, 2017
Let's have a prune party
by Drunkgirls69 April 24, 2024
When you and your friends are just having an awesome fun party that consists of pounding some ice cold Mountain Dews
by WorthlessDewski November 28, 2020
Common signs of LCPS are:
- Obstruction of views when gaming of any form (i.e. board games, video games, outside sports, etc.)
- General salt as a result of losing
- Believing they are the hottest shit ever when winning
- Tries desperately in an attempt to 1-up at everything
- Extreme asshole behavior
As the name implies, the symptoms of LCPS are exhibited by annoying, distantly related family members at family party/gatherings and it always results in the feeling of everyone at around the same age range (and higher in more extreme cases) being annoyed and wishing, or doing, physical harm upon that family member.
Across the world, LCPS is most common based on relative factors like holidays and the birthday's of family members. People with LCPS often experience flair ups and sometimes worsening symptoms (at the entire fault of their own).
If you or a love one has LCPS, please seek attention in a way that doesn't piss everyone off, or get a fucking hobby.
- Obstruction of views when gaming of any form (i.e. board games, video games, outside sports, etc.)
- General salt as a result of losing
- Believing they are the hottest shit ever when winning
- Tries desperately in an attempt to 1-up at everything
- Extreme asshole behavior
As the name implies, the symptoms of LCPS are exhibited by annoying, distantly related family members at family party/gatherings and it always results in the feeling of everyone at around the same age range (and higher in more extreme cases) being annoyed and wishing, or doing, physical harm upon that family member.
Across the world, LCPS is most common based on relative factors like holidays and the birthday's of family members. People with LCPS often experience flair ups and sometimes worsening symptoms (at the entire fault of their own).
If you or a love one has LCPS, please seek attention in a way that doesn't piss everyone off, or get a fucking hobby.
Jamal: "Me and another family member where playing Smash Bros and he smacked the controller out of my hand and I lost!"
Daniel: "That's a classic case Little Cousin at the Party Syndrome ngl."
Daniel: "That's a classic case Little Cousin at the Party Syndrome ngl."
by Holanimus Horsel March 05, 2024