by ababababawiwiwiwi August 27, 2025

When someone sends a picture of their lounge view and protruding big toes are exposed. Typically this is an ocean-view with big toes photo-bombing the picture.
Common reaction to such a photo is to write "CRAB EYES!" In the comments
Common reaction to such a photo is to write "CRAB EYES!" In the comments
by Erkk187 May 21, 2022

by Reinhartsrare August 13, 2019

by Someguyingeorgia February 7, 2021

When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.
I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
by Secret Person 2007 February 8, 2023

When your drunk girlfriend hits herself in the eye with her phone while trying to activate google assistant.
by Batosai625 September 18, 2021

Vanessa: look at them eyes
Bella: I don't see a problem with that I'm just thinking her walnut eyes look amazing on her
Bella: I don't see a problem with that I'm just thinking her walnut eyes look amazing on her
by Kevin.nguyen September 3, 2020
