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by Waffle1334 March 12, 2020
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tramp-fart

a very strong, and exeptionally pungent, overpowering fart (not to be mistake with a tramp trump) that is usually a combination of rotten fish (trout and kippers), rotten dog slop, and a tramps mouldy ring piece, though other ingredients can be provided to increase overall strength and power. The fart must be ejected with a high pressure rip to enable the hot beef blast. All of these factors must work in tandem, otherwise it cannot make the grade. A build up of excess gas can generate more boost at the critical moment. Tramp-farts can take up to 72 hours for full brewing potential to occur in the anal brew chamber.
Tramp-farts made headlines tonight as worldwide governments are proposing a new method of mass crown control. Tramp-fart's were first synthesised in 1846 but the chemical formula was made redundant, as other types of stench became more popular. Due to the cheap ingredients needed to generate a unique tramp fart, governments soon realised the potential of unleashing these farts to unspecting enemies as a way of mass fart genocide.

Dialling 911 - Emergeny servies were called to a local football stadium after a tramp gained access through a fire escape exit. The tramp unleased a series of tramp-farts that caused hundreds of people to collape after the ingestion of the extremely pungent power pong. The tramp managed to escape on foot and evaded law enforcment after releasing rapid fart fire at oin
by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024
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sick farts

The farts that go to a sick person's mouth.
I just gave "person with disease" some sick farts and they said, " uhhhhh, I don't feel good." *dies*
by OriginalTreeBOI December 7, 2019
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Doo Doo Fart

"Doo Doo Fart" is a comedic phrase refrencing defecating and farting, similar to the word "Shart".
(Its 2020, and 2 freinds are hanging out)
Friend 1: Say a funny and epic thing
Freind 2: Doo Doo Fart
Freind 1: Ok lets vape
by MACARENA GAMER June 30, 2024
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pussy fart

where your pussy farts
person one: omg what was that sound???
person 2: oh that was just my pussy fart
by lolly land November 29, 2022
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Fart in a gale of wind

A nobody, a nothing, an inconsequential person or action
"That guy is so useless, he's a fart in a gale of wind."
by DarcyDog December 20, 2018
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Reverse fart cup

When you think you are farting on your significant other, but their hand is there and they throw it back at you.
I thought i was farting on her, but she reverse fart cupped me.
by Apeisabitch December 24, 2019
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