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Fart Dart

When your fart comes out really fast, and smells bad, but does not make any noise
Ewww.... he made a fart dart
by Yellow jenkins February 8, 2017
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Fart

The most Splendid Awesome SATISFYING thing FLOPPIN EVER! But... thats only if its you, if your homiee fam does a little toot, you fuckin outa there ASAP! You be screaming evacuate! The smells actually kind good doe
I FARTED said bobby OH NO! GOD NO screamed Alex RUN FOR UR FUCKING LIVES
by AliBoyHD123 December 4, 2019
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Fart

What your dad. does. so you. Lose ur sense of smell

Jeff's dad:farts

Jeff:dies
I farted and it smelt like crap.
by CakeIsYummy December 5, 2019
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sick farts

The farts that go to a sick person's mouth.
I just gave "person with disease" some sick farts and they said, " uhhhhh, I don't feel good." *dies*
by OriginalTreeBOI December 7, 2019
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fart

farting is the best thing a person could do. I wouldn’t have fallen in love with my boyfriend if he didn’t fart on the first date. farting will be your true love forever and ever. don’t forget to FART!
girl: i farted
other girl: lucky!!!!
by pOo0pY December 7, 2019
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Fart choir

A once a year occurance in which people at an Italian dinner restaurant will be forced to fart in tune and create micheal Jackson tunes.
by Jim Steiner December 12, 2019
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Fart

by Dehdybfs December 15, 2019
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