cock length

A general unit of measurement used to describe relatively long objects. The opposite of a c-hair.

'When installing the underground sprinkler system, John used a half a cock length of pipe to get from the garage to the curb."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

cock squeeze

insulting term used to offend a slut or whore

That cock squeeze is bad in bed

by portedo May 7, 2008

cock noob

An insult to women, complement to men. One who has little experience with a cock.

Jill, you have no idea, you are such a cock noob.

by Tyler Br June 9, 2005

Doc Cock

Some one who has a Doctorate in being a dick to everyone

Boy! Fred is a asshole sometimes but Tommy is a real Doc Cock. He has a Phd. on being a Dick to everyone.

by deathamatend January 5, 2009

vampire cock

Obtaining a vampire cock is simple. When you stick your pee pee in a girls' cooter and she starts her menstual cycle and bleeds all over your hard throbbing vainy cock, you have acheived a vampire cock.

When Kyle was ramming Jess, she started bleeding profusely and Kyle exclaimed "Holy fuck ass! I have a vampire cock!"

by 1029384756 December 29, 2007

cock and balls

a males sexual organs usually what a guy says "she wants you shit"

she just wants your cock and balls

by mini08 August 18, 2009

Cock nozzle

aka head of penis or the one eyed bandit

hey COCK Nozzle move your ass out of the road. My COCK NOZZLE can do better work his eye shut then these losers.

by wtbydirtyboy83 June 15, 2009