ass monkeys

A gay guy who got aids from anal.
comes from the fact that aids started out from people eating monkeys infected with aids. After which some aids infected people would fuck other gay guys.
dude bob over there has ass monkeys.

get yourself tested first I dont wanto end up with ass monkeys
by marshaofmaine12345 February 08, 2008
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i'm bout ta monkey

Southern word for "i'm burning up, it's so hott"
Hot in herrree
"Man I'm bout ta monkey it's so damn hott"
"Let me take off my jacket before i monkey."
"It's so hott in this club I'm bout ta monkey, damn!
by Reddgurl February 06, 2010
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The French.

Originated by Groundskeeper Willie of the Simpsons. Popularized by Jonah Goldberg, National Review Online Editor-at-Large

"Bonjooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuurrrrr, ye cheese-eating surrender monkeys."
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 07, 2003
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not my monkey, not my circus

this phrase is used when friends or family are discussing other peoples drama and/or trying to get involved in said drama.
Mike: i can't believe that joe's wife is trying to break up their sons relationship with his girlfriend.
John: well, i hope they can work it out instead
Mike: i think we should call Mike and try to talk him out of this very bad decision, maybe we could help fix this situation

John: hey look dude, its not my monkey, not my circus. I'm not getting involved in that shitshow domestic problem
by WSDC March 05, 2017
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cray cray monkey bae

1. When shit has gone wild and there is no other way to explain it. 2. The crazy equivalent of a newborn baby monkey.
Shanwdra just jumped off the balcony into a split and then did the moon walk, that bish is cray cray monkey bae.
by Dr. Hand December 19, 2016
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A phrase that is used NONE racial but to let someone know you have nothing to do with the situation and it’s not their business
Why is the night crew not getting their stock up on the shelves before their shift ends?

Not my circus not my monkey’s
by ashane October 07, 2019
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shit sucking monkey raper

A derogatory name for people of African descent. Derived from the origins of jemken and the myth of man on monkey sex as the origin of AIDS.
That shit sucking monkey raper left his shoes and took off with the money for my sack!
by JustWrong June 29, 2012
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