National destroy your gf pussy day

On December 1 after no nut November u destroy ur girlfriend

National destroy your gf pussy day

by Austin Davis 573 353 8436 November 5, 2021

National 'Beat A Homophobe To Death' Day

November 24th is 'National Beat A Homophobe To Death Day'! Feel free to beat acceptance into them in any way you want!

"Hey, Isn't the 24th National 'Beat A Homophobe To Death' Day?" "Just in time for Thanksgiving!"

by the cock wrangler November 19, 2022

National Suck your boyfriends dick day

You suck your boyfriends fuckin soul out

Its national suck your boyfriends dick day today, I have to suck his dick

by AzlerdTakesMondukes March 11, 2021

national give your girlfriend money day

you give your own girlfriend money on November 12

Hey, it’s National Give Your Girlfriend Money day!

by Bigger Huger Humongous Dick November 11, 2020

National cut off a man's penis day

Occurs every day of the year <3 feel free to cut off a penis!

Person: I'm going to cut off your penis
Rapist: What?!
Person: It's national cut off a man's penis day! You deserve it

by Spyd3rs April 12, 2021

National slap your bestfriends ass day

Slap your bestfriends ass

" guess what? ITS NATIONAL SLAP YOUR BESTFRIENDS ASS DAY"

by AhahaArEaLdAyiSwEaR September 25, 2019

National ask your crush out day

September 22nd.

You:will you go out with me?
Crush:OMG yes I was gonna ask you the same thing because it’s national ask your crush out day!!

by anonymous September 11, 2020