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ass monkeys

A gay guy who got aids from anal.
comes from the fact that aids started out from people eating monkeys infected with aids. After which some aids infected people would fuck other gay guys.
dude bob over there has ass monkeys.

get yourself tested first I dont wanto end up with ass monkeys
by marshaofmaine12345 February 7, 2008
mugGet the ass monkeysmug.

cheese-eating surrender monkeys

The French.

Originated by Groundskeeper Willie of the Simpsons. Popularized by Jonah Goldberg, National Review Online Editor-at-Large
"Bonjooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuurrrrr, ye cheese-eating surrender monkeys."
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003
mugGet the cheese-eating surrender monkeysmug.

not my monkey, not my circus

this phrase is used when friends or family are discussing other peoples drama and/or trying to get involved in said drama.
Mike: i can't believe that joe's wife is trying to break up their sons relationship with his girlfriend.
John: well, i hope they can work it out instead
Mike: i think we should call Mike and try to talk him out of this very bad decision, maybe we could help fix this situation

John: hey look dude, its not my monkey, not my circus. I'm not getting involved in that shitshow domestic problem
by WSDC March 5, 2017
mugGet the not my monkey, not my circusmug.

cray cray monkey bae

1. When shit has gone wild and there is no other way to explain it. 2. The crazy equivalent of a newborn baby monkey.
Shanwdra just jumped off the balcony into a split and then did the moon walk, that bish is cray cray monkey bae.
by Dr. Hand January 30, 2017
mugGet the cray cray monkey baemug.
A phrase that is used NONE racial but to let someone know you have nothing to do with the situation and it’s not their business
Why is the night crew not getting their stock up on the shelves before their shift ends?

Not my circus not my monkey’s
by ashane October 7, 2019
mugGet the Not my circus not my monkey’smug.

shit sucking monkey raper

A derogatory name for people of African descent. Derived from the origins of jemken and the myth of man on monkey sex as the origin of AIDS.
That shit sucking monkey raper left his shoes and took off with the money for my sack!
by JustWrong July 2, 2012
mugGet the shit sucking monkey rapermug.

porch monkey-spear chucker

Get off my porch you god damn porch monkey-spear chucker!!!
by B-rad G September 20, 2005
mugGet the porch monkey-spear chuckermug.

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