Fightin' The Bear

Someone who spends way too much time on the toilet, usually 45 minutes or more.

A person who takes too long to shit

"Hey, anybody seen Reid?"

"Oh yeah he's in the bathroom, been in there about an hour"

"Damn, he must be in there fightin' the bear"

by Whompusburger69 October 11, 2025

Not every bear eats honey

Despite the popular believe of bears eating honey which is true, not every every bear eats nor has access to honey"

"some bears eat it but not every bear does "

It is a saying to tell another person despites their believes of a certain topic it doesnt always apply.

What can i say "not every bear eats honey"

you seem to forget that "not every bear eats honey"

by Keanlol November 23, 2025

MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN

THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS

OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP

by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022

All wolves jumping on one bear

Basically, a group of wolves jumping on one beat. But, a group of people jumping on one person they robbing, mugging, disrespecting, bullying, and fighting. A female lying on, or falsely accusing a male of something to get everyone to believe he’s a criminal, and jump on him.

Malcolm: Three guys try to rob me.
Timmy: They’re all wolves jumping on one bear.

by LinkxPeach February 15, 2023

How to fully grow a beard

Nigga you need to eat some pussy. Lick that shit to the fullest ong bro make sure you know where the clit is. Do this for bout 3 weeks and you got a full beard

“He asked me how to fully grow a beard and I said NIGGA GET DOWN AND EAT MY FUCKING PUSSY”

by prollytd June 7, 2023

Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin

This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.

"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"

by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024

Weird as a monkey's beard

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.

Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!

by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024