The rare but real "talent" of taking not only an erect penis, but also the testicles in one's mouth while performing fellatio. Being able to deepthroat helps.
"That Cock Gobbling Ball Juggler's mouth was so big she could do the 3 headed turtle with ease."
Pornstars Annette Schwarz and Sasha Grey can do the turtle.
Pornstars Annette Schwarz and Sasha Grey can do the turtle.
by e873 December 3, 2009
Get the 3 headed turtle mug.A Michael Potato Head is a closeted, chubby, bald and self-loathing potato who allegedly has ED problems. When it comes to being a two faced, Michael takes the cake. Michael Potato Head's biggest issue, is he LACKS a true sense of self. He tends to be delusional and an angry potato most of the time, which is likely a self-defense mechanism in order to cope. Michael Potato Head and the truth mix like oil and water. Michael Potato Head is such a douche, that any girl that has ever been duped into a relationship with the dope, ends up upgrading when they meet someone else.
Marie - One of these days I'm going to have the finances to get out of this horrible relationship with Michael Potato Head...get this, he actually borrows money from his mother, who he bad mouths all the time, to pay our landlord the rent, and all because he spends our money ment for rent on his marijuana, booze, and golfing habits!
Karen - The writing is on the wall, Marie, you need to dump Michael Potato Head and upgrade. It's bad enough your sex life is horrible, you shouldn't be broke too. What did we learn today?
Marie - I need to upgrade my situation, and ASAP. You're the best, Karen. :)
Karen - The writing is on the wall, Marie, you need to dump Michael Potato Head and upgrade. It's bad enough your sex life is horrible, you shouldn't be broke too. What did we learn today?
Marie - I need to upgrade my situation, and ASAP. You're the best, Karen. :)
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Get the Michael Potato Head mug.The hardest roast in the elementary school playground. If you are called this, the rest of your elementary school life is over. You will have no friends after this comment. Sadly you will have to ultimately transfer to another school.
Bryce: Hey I don't like the way you draw. You draw like a poo poo head
Nick: Oh no, I can't believe you would say something like that. My life is over. I'm calling my mom so I can transfer. My friends are gone. Why me?
Nick: Oh no, I can't believe you would say something like that. My life is over. I'm calling my mom so I can transfer. My friends are gone. Why me?
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"Man Burcham cannot figure out how to use that computer and its totally idiot proof. He's totally a Big Head Larry"
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