Friend Job

When someone gives a blowjob to keep them as a friend.

I know that you don't like me right now, but if I give you a friend job can we still be friends

by Lightsarebright May 26, 2018

Friend

Something you will not have and never will.

I do not have a friend to talk to.

by Worthless Slave May 28, 2018

Friend daddy

Someone who you like, and yet you deny it so that is what we call our friend daddy

Hey friend daddy💦

by Nuggetsarebaddoeyou June 2, 2018

Just-in-case Friend

A "friend" that is your friend just in case all your other friends leave you.

"Oh.. Samantha? No, she's my Just-in-case friend."

by hurricanekatryna June 3, 2018

friends

what you don,t have

i don,t need Friends they disappoint me

by woogy123 June 4, 2018

Friend

A reason to live

Someone to clap for would be my friend.

by LCD-INFINITE June 5, 2018

AutisticDolphin&Friends

When you come into direct contact with a 10/10 nuclear bomb Cancer. Just awful

Fat autistic person who's very high on cocaine" hai buddi wont 2 wotch atistec doolphen ind frendz?"
Normal person" dafuq M8 I do not want cancer from watching AutisticDolphin&Friends you nonce! Bugger off!"

by Pyrocynical_izFat June 5, 2018