November 1

Y'all can eat spam for eternity

Eat spam, it's a soft squishy slice of plastic you should eat. Without it you would die alone in a case full of a squishy plastic called spam. November 1 should always be eat spam for eternity.

by webydefinitions November 2, 2019

November 23

Give your crush a hug day!

Give your crush a hug day!

Me: hey

Crush: hi?

Me: “hugs crush”

Crush: what was that for?

Me: it’s November 23!

by Daddy slong November 20, 2020

November 22

emily’s fucking birthday bring the goods lol

on November 22, go to emily’s birthday!!!!

by emilyfingnourse November 7, 2019

November 13

Your sister owes you $10

On November 13 bring me my money

by anonymous November 13, 2020

November 21st

National kiss your girl best friend day

Sammy-*kisses saige*
Saige-ew why did you do that

Sammy-it’s November 21st duh
Saige-oh *starts making out with sammy*

by Chickenlicken November 17, 2020

November 4th

National FaceTime your crush day.If you are bored and you send a list of people “u wanna ft?” And the person you like says yes TAKE THE CHANCE FaceTime them.

“Wanna ft?”
“Why”
It’s November 4th”

by Kap08 November 2, 2019

November 15

National Tell your best friend your crush day

George: Hey Nathan its November 15 you know what you gotta tell me!

Nathan: Oh no

by Luke TheNOtable November 15, 2020