nut snuggler

Nut snuggler: A loser that snuggles up to another mans kids aka snuggling his nutz. aka "step dad" aka mommies friend aka "uncle"

1 That fucking nut snuggler is going to get shot he keeps fucking with my kids.

2 Hey Mark, why don't you just go pull down Tom's pants and snuggle his nutz directly, you fucking nut snuggler.

3 Damn Mark, I here Tom has kids with kelly and tina, maybe you should try and raise those kids for him to, you nut snuggling b-tch.

by C_fold January 26, 2024

nut saddle

The section of the bridge of A's nose across which B's scrotum stretches when his testicles are resting upon A's eyes.

"Despite an appealing nut saddle, her eyes seemed too wide-set."

"That was a great nutsaddling. I couldn't see a thing."

by Suavis Cortez December 11, 2013

gooci nut spray

a scented coat you apply to your nuts, it cums in a small bottle

put on gooci nut spray for a lavender balls smell

by Hottie55 June 7, 2021

Never Not Nutting

A condition where if the person loses no nut november, they must nut every hour until november is done as punshiment.

" You lost NNN! Dude your gonna have to go through the punishment now."
" What the hell is the punishment?"
"Its called Never not nutting and you have to nut every hour dude"
"Fuck"

by SolaireTheNutGod November 2, 2020

Bust a nut

deriving from the 1930s when men would ejaculate, and then immediately break open and eat walnuts for energy.

Bust a nut in her, she call me Scrat

by chisavelle November 1, 2025

Nut walk

This is where fat head guy fucking demolishes the surrounding chairs without a shit to give.

*Leaving class* Oh so classic, he’s done the nut walk again.

by Mandi Representative April 21, 2019

Nut roulette

This is a 1-10 person game all must have balls/nuts/genitals have a pice of paper that has multiple different was for you to hurt your balls you must all only have underwear or less on some exams for you to hurt your halls is a punch, kick, stomp, nurf gun, step on a rake, skip, roll 2 times, squeeze for 15 seconds, slap, punch someone in the balls, slingshot, nee, shovel/ have person open lags as far as they can then squash there balls with it

We played nut roulette and no my balls hurt so much that it’s like if someone had kick my nuts all over each time a take a single stem and move my balls

by Biggest brain December 11, 2022