johning

Making excuses before a game start. Originated from a person named John who made a lot of excuses

"My friend started johning about controller issue before our 1v1 started"

by BigManStickmanDan December 08, 2024

Johning

Johning is a term often used in the crypto space to describe someone (a typical John) who holds their position and does not sell.

The term was first used in the blockchain community "Crypto Hub".

Leo was johning although Bitcoin achieved a new ATH.

by TH210 January 06, 2024

Johning

(Verb) act of masturbation involving long object (exp. broom, pole, stick) inserted into rectum for prostate stimulus.

I was johning so hard it broke my broom

by Marco Pole May 26, 2025

Johning

When someone blames bad gaming on something that is completely unrelated to the game.

Person one: “I’m telling you bro, my game is just buggy and that’s why I’m playing terribly!” (This man has an RTX 4070.) Person two: “quit johning bro, you have a godly graphics card anyways.”

by 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 December 22, 2024

Johning

To mess about or act silly, said by someone trying to prove authority but in a humouross way

People messing about:
“Can we all please stop johning about

by John the Johner April 09, 2024

John-ing

The state of going through "the struggle", simply not thriving.

Joe: "Damn bro, I'm straight john-ing right now."
Tina: "I'm sorry your life sucks."

by SpicyChickenSandwich September 24, 2022

Johning

When your friend John starts Johning in soccer at lunchtime, by selling out his whole team

John has the ball, then kicks and misses the goal 5 feet in front of him.

We call it Johning!!!

by Reizirth December 10, 2024