Fart gamble

When you need to fart really really bad but, you are genuinely afraid you are gonna shit yourself. It is a risky roll of the dice.

I fart gambled with my boss in the elevator yesterday.

by jefeslifelesson August 6, 2017

Himalayan Pussy Fart

Usually only performed by the gutterious of all gutter sluts, the "Himalayan Pussy Fart" is exactly what it sounds like, and its historically been used as a sort of S.O.S, sending not only a message to be heard but also smelt, in the rare occasion the recipient is my def friend.

Pam climbed higher and higher to the very top of the mountain and let loose a massive " Himalayan Pussy Fart " she'd been storing deep in her bowels ever since she was a child in the hope's of it being carried far far down the mountain side where sum poor, innocent, undeserving, possibly def passerby might smell/hear her desperate call and send help...

by RB Money June 28, 2022

Bareback fart

The technique of pressing your naked butt against another naked body and farting.

I like to surprise my girlfriend with a bareback fart before I trap her in the Dutch oven.

by Vince I March 31, 2019

Fart face

A fart face is typically someone who is an unkind or rude person. They’re names can consist of, Cameron, Cole, and Anthony.

Person 1: that guy is a fart face
Person 2: who is?
Person 1: Cole

by Hotmoms August 11, 2021

right fart

if there can be a right whale, i can have right farts...!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!

john cleared out the room, but it was nevertheless a right fart

i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!

my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!

by michael foolsley January 30, 2010

following fart

A fart that follows you no matter how hard you try to walk away from it.

As I was walking through the airport I ripped a big following fart. No matter how fast I walked, the smell stayed with me like the tail of a comet. I could not get away from it.

by Philly Hockey Player February 21, 2020

Kimchee skunk fart

If you eat kimchee you get so high and start dancing like the fat singer from Korea because its fermented. After you smell your own fart from that rotten cabbage, you are like crazy dancing feeling like you just had some big dig in your ass leading to the huge orgasm like a ugly women finally getting off.

Mr park had some kimchee skunk fart.
Oh not again, did he dance in he middle of the street???

Yeah he looked like big women lost her mind thinking she has a dick
He should go back to his own park
Yeah

Where other skunks, gophers and hedgehogs hang around the golf club

by Goodchild August 30, 2013