Fire-Cock

Take a metal Dildo, and heat it up over a fire/stove.
Proceed to use it.

Girl 1: What's wrong? You're limping.

Girl 2: I was bored last night so I pulled a Fire-Cock

by j@rhead April 22, 2011

drop the cock

Dating, hooking up, having sex with a plethera of women to such an extent that it almost becomes a daily obsession that cannot be satiated no matter the number of women...

I'm abstaining from having sex for awhile, but when 2011 comes around, I'm gonna straight drop the cock.

Wow, John has been closing on a ton of girls...he is really dropping the cock.

by dr. drillermachine December 22, 2010

cocking off

bragging; boasting.

Justin - "Man, I had a hundred beers last night. I'm SO hungover!"
Tom - "Quit cocking off, homo. No one cares how much you drank."

by idiotkidsean April 15, 2009

cock length

A general unit of measurement used to describe relatively long objects. The opposite of a c-hair.

'When installing the underground sprinkler system, John used a half a cock length of pipe to get from the garage to the curb."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

cock noob

An insult to women, complement to men. One who has little experience with a cock.

Jill, you have no idea, you are such a cock noob.

by Tyler Br June 9, 2005

cock squeeze

insulting term used to offend a slut or whore

That cock squeeze is bad in bed

by portedo May 7, 2008

Doc Cock

Some one who has a Doctorate in being a dick to everyone

Boy! Fred is a asshole sometimes but Tommy is a real Doc Cock. He has a Phd. on being a Dick to everyone.

by deathamatend January 5, 2009