cat

A three letter word used to describe a domesticated animal or pet, that will bite your face off and never ever obey you. Almost everyone is allergic to them. BUT most people like them so they deal with it. "Cat" also describes other types...i.e., large, wild animals. Although more of an archaic reference now because it must have offended so many people that after all of the people that actually loved bigger cats used the word, they had to be bludgeoned to death lest word got out. So better be referring to a smaller cat, if you know what's good for you--mostly domestic. The larger 'cats' may be extinct or near to it or in captivity somewhere eating cornflakes and cabbage while being hideously being taught gender confusion. And farting a lot.

Well, phew. Most often four legged if those SOB neighbor kids haven't blown its leg(s) off or just kicked it so hard, it dies a few days later. Oh I digress. Cats are smart, determined in nature and more often than not quite 'bossy'. Can be extremely lovable if not tortured and willing to change. Although they most likely won't. heh
My cat has no fleas. Unless it has been in someone else's stinking, nasty yard or is trying to tell me he/she is being poisoned by yeah...

the NEIGHBORS. but not deliberately this time. No, this time the poison is just being sprayed all over and, naturally, one more time, "the neighbor's lawns". Or is it your own lawn. Who ever said, "what you don't know won't hurt you" was lying, negligent, complicit or all three. Low ball. Ouch.
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Someone who you would not want to have sex with
ew, rob is so gross he’s a cat
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Also ‘cool cat.’

Noun. A person. An individual, most likely involved in a subculture or controversial industry. A wanderlust individual of fleeting residence. *Adapted from west coast slang.
As you’re walking out of a concert at a small, local venue… referring to someone you observed pacing the crowd or highly mingling during the event;
“That Cat was all over the place”
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is a annamal
cat is cute
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A cute fluffy ball of love that mooches off u for ur food but u let it because of how cute it is
Is that a cat

Yup

U know it will just mooch off of you

But it’s so cute
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A fattass lazy animal that sits around all day doing nothing and barley apritiats the owner who has to constantly work four hours and hours to earn money too keep them ALIVE
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a cat is a cat, a cat does miau and we love that
Oh its a cat
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