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Bag of smashed crabs

To have a face like a bag of smashed crabs
im sorry dude, but your face is like a bag of smashed crabs
by Battlephone October 6, 2009
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Douche Bag Squared

Someone who is so much of a douche bag that one cannot just call him/her a "d-bag" or "douche" or just plain ole "douche bag." So you have to multiply douche bag by douche bag to truly define the individual as a super huge douche bag or just aptly put...d-bag squared. I.E.(d-bag^2)
John Frey is a douche bag squared(d-bag^2)
by ukatuka December 18, 2005
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a bag full of twat

a bag full is a person who is so retarded he/she can't simply be called a twat, they have to be more agressively called a bag full of twats, or sevral twats could also be reffered to as a bag full of twats.
the chelsea team are a bag full of twats, amy whinehouse is a bag full of fucking twats
by synister gates January 18, 2009
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Paper Bag Pimp

Paper bag pimp..a guy that goes around getting with ugly girls...or puts a paper bag on the girl and rides the bitch
my mate rob..he's a str8 Paper Bag Pimp..gets with all the ugly girls..like when he g0t with the girl that lookd like a man n he just goes.."ima str8 PbP so its allgood"
by James Skipper October 10, 2006
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all that and a bag of tricks

An Ohio skate film produced by ryan webb. featuring, andy koszkalda , billy leprevost , mike simon , fred hirschman , brady hildebrand and many more in complete video!
ataabot yo!
all that and a bag of tricks pwns your face off
by skaterdudde495 August 26, 2008
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bag full of chisels

Description applied to someone - male or female - with a less than pleasing physiognomy.
Look, I'd like to fuck you but you're as ugly as a bag full of chisels.
by BrizVegas May 20, 2006
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Shag 'n' Bags

When you shag someone, and never speak to them again (bag them, like bin them).
Boy 1: So you and Sarah have fun last night
Boy 2: Oh yeah, she was great!
Boy 1: You seeing her again soon?
Boy 2: Nah mate. Just that one night.
Boy 1: Oh ayee, the old Shag 'n' Bags. Nice one.
by Chantelleee. March 31, 2011
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