Ass-Sponge

A communal sponge and bucket full of salt water used to clean the anus of debris.

Do you find it hard to get in the inner anal cavities? Is the 2-ply toilet paper not enough for your vigorous wiping? The solution to your problem is the Ass-Sponge. With two easy payments of $12.33 you can get an Ass-Sponge with a bucket of salt and an extra Ass-Sponge FREE! Disclaimer:Salty ass may occur

Who ate the Ass-Sponge again?

by Zombie Billy Mays April 30, 2011

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Ass Fire

Another name commonly used for the seat heater in a luxury car. It is very highly coveted and often requires a Shotty.

Passenger: Shotty ass fire!

by Steven4646 December 4, 2010

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Ass-idiot

When an asshole is being an idiot or acting stupid, or when an idiot is acting like an asshole.
Most commonly when an asshole is being an idiot.

" My dad was such an ass-idiot today, he tried to tell me I was an oxymoron because my name is Dawn but I'm never up until noon."

by Beadybutt May 30, 2006

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Ass Drag

The name for the condition in which the rear shocks on a car collapse, causing the rear end to be permantly bottomed out.

This car has been condemned due to ass drag.

by A-Web December 28, 2005

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ass vault

homosexual slang refering to the tighness of ones ass

"dude i met this guy in this club and we went back to my place, but then i found out he had an ass vault,it was bad"
"true that"

by Ollie Wright August 18, 2006

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Hose ass

Diarrhea, especially explosive diarrhea related to illness. This term originated in the South, most likely western North Carolina.
Closely related to "jet ass," a form of diarrhea often experienced in public bathroom stalls. (We've all seen the aftermath.)
"Hose ass" can also be used as an alternative form of the insult "asshole."

So, the doctor prescribed this bowel prep kit to drink before my colonoscopy, and it gave me a serious case of hose ass. My doctor, man... what a hose ass!

by Leah H December 21, 2006

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