DOTA 2

Hardcore and adult version of League of Legends.

LOL player who is max 13yo: I need my Yasuo HASAGI to get pentakill. I am a fucking legend and high elo player of EU West. So who is Yasuo on DOTA 2?
Experienced Dota player: Lock Invoker.
LOL player who is max 13 yo: Wuut?? what the hell is that?

while in game...
LOL player who is max 13yo: ohhh someone froze the screen am I DDOSed?

and i can't play that asshole Vladimir. How many skills does he have faggot? I need to log off fuck you all!
A few moments later...
Wait the game started again!!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO EXPLODE NEXUS wait I LOST MY WHOLE MONEY I AM GOING TO PUNCH MY SCREEN CYKA BLYAT

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

May 2

sit on niggas lap day

Damn bro you heard its may 2? shorddys all tryna sit on my lap now

by notvinz April 30, 2022

2 arm stinky

When you steal a blow up fuck sheep from the bachelor party just to dance with it all night long on the dance floor....possibly leading to more.

Man Jason pulled off the 2 arm stinky tonight he's my hero.

by Bobthecheeseburgerstealer February 10, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>Brandy Rayana Norwood & Jworarah Jones Are Thing 1 & Thing 2<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Brandy Rayana Norwood & Jworarah Jones Are Thing 1 & Thing 2<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Brandy Rayana Norwood & Jworarah Jones Are Thing 1 & Thing 2<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

2 and shit

Barber cutting the eyebrows (2) and making the hairline look crispy (and shit)

Yo bro can you do my 2 and shit.

by Aghil March 15, 2024

2 fingers up

it means you love Shayla 😍😍😍

Andy:“omg did you just put up 2 fingers up?, that must mean you LOVE Shayla and you would do ANYTHING for her!!”

Jane: “Yess!! Ur totally right”

by poopturdfartlovelaugh May 18, 2022

uno 2 card

If you are handed an uno 2 card and accept then you are interested in having a threesome with two other perticipants.

She accepted my uno 2 card. She's going to accept my threesome offering.

by Blowfish00 December 4, 2016