One-Delta-Ten-Tango

1D10T = Idiot, buffoon. Military Term utilizing the phoenetic alphabet.

That guy is a real one-delta-ten-tango. He couldn't navigate his way out of his own ass.

by maechtig August 5, 2006

Communicating with Red Leader One

To masturbate. To pleasure one's self.

"Luke, use the Force!"

"Sorry Obi-Wan, I'll be right with you. I'm communicating with Red Leader One."

by Minty the Doombunny June 16, 2005

Verbal One Night Stand

Verbal one night stand: when you have a deep conversation with someone you don't know, and never do it again.

Samantha and I had a deep conversation the other night about her woeful love life. Then I signed off. She told me later it was a verbal one night stand.

by The Dumpster, Apparently August 5, 2008

one time at band camp

One of the funniest movie lines ever; people use it for everything now. Originally from the sex-crazed movie "American Pie," one of the best movies ever!

There was this one time at band camp, I had to kis a girl who played the trombone, so you can just imagine that...

by Saturn's Problem Child May 13, 2008

One Eyed Angry Dolphin

When you're doing your woman from behind, and you slip it in her ass really quickly. She'll whip her head around, one eye closed from pain, and begin to make an "Eeeee...Eeeee" dolphin noise.

Justin: Man I totally gave my girlfriend a One Eyed Angry Dolphin last night.
Zak: Haha how was it?
Justin: I felt like I was at fucking Sea World

by I Love French Class May 14, 2009

one five three rule

Unspoken but widely understood rule regarding selecting a public urinal, specifically if there are five urinals to choose from. If all are unoccupied you choose the one on the far left (1). If this one is occupied you choose the far right one (5). If both are occupied you choose the center one (3). The object is to maximize the space between yourself and anybody else who currently has their shlong out.

urinator 1) "Hey buddy, one five three rule. Scoot over."

*scoots over*

urinator 2) "Sorry, wasn't thinking"

by skid mark vz March 8, 2008

two in the pink and one in the stink

Sticking two fingers in the vagina and one in the anus.

Also known as the Shocker

Dude, I gave her the shocker and she actually liked it!!!

by t0xicity December 21, 2003