Keeping yourself, or someone on their toes!
SCENARIO: Pastor Michael is about to drive by, Samantha ducks down in Mike A's Truck.
Mike A. Looks shocked says, "Are you okay? Like, what are you doing?"
Samantha says, " That's the Pastor, he can't know I'm here. He CANNOT see me! Is he gone!? Did he stop and turn around?!"
Mike A., "Nah, he kept going and turned at the next street."
Samantha quickly gets up and runs inside and tells Chris what happened.
Chris goes, " So you hoe checked yourself?!" and begins to laugh...
SCENARIO: Pastor Michael is about to drive by, Samantha ducks down in Mike A's Truck.
Mike A. Looks shocked says, "Are you okay? Like, what are you doing?"
Samantha says, " That's the Pastor, he can't know I'm here. He CANNOT see me! Is he gone!? Did he stop and turn around?!"
Mike A., "Nah, he kept going and turned at the next street."
Samantha quickly gets up and runs inside and tells Chris what happened.
Chris goes, " So you hoe checked yourself?!" and begins to laugh...
You know you know, but sometimes you don't know that you know; so you gotta "hoe check" someone to keep them aware of a situation.
by Nubbins Woman March 30, 2025
"Dude I was definitely gonna slide in this Ripped Hoes DM's but then I saw her biceps and I don't know man, now she just scares me"
by NaveRetsel October 17, 2016
by Halejandrop January 11, 2017
"She is only all over him because he's flirting with her, she's a situational hoe"
"He's definitely only making out with her because he's drunk, what a situational hoe"
"He's definitely only making out with her because he's drunk, what a situational hoe"
by tiredlonleyandsad August 11, 2017
Girl1: Did you go home with the lad from last night?
Girl2: No. I'm sticking to Stop-hoe-ber this month.
Girl2: No. I'm sticking to Stop-hoe-ber this month.
by Your Monthly Hoe Guidance January 30, 2018
The action of slapping a bitch, and then fucking a hoe, normally another member of the Female population.
This word, like most of my shit, is only used by the most elite of the mfs in the world.
This word, like most of my shit, is only used by the most elite of the mfs in the world.
Brohmine: "Bro how u been?"
TitoTheBandito: "Drownin' in that puss."
Brohmine: "Damn dude."
TitoTheBandito: "Well, you know what I always say, 'slap a bitch an' fuck a hoe', that's my motto.
TitoTheBandito: "Drownin' in that puss."
Brohmine: "Damn dude."
TitoTheBandito: "Well, you know what I always say, 'slap a bitch an' fuck a hoe', that's my motto.
by TitoTheBandito December 20, 2019