April 25 is National Clip Your Toe Nail Day. It is common practice on this day to not only clip your own toe nails, but also find someone who needs to clip their toe nails and let them know. A simple “Hey it’s National Clip Your Toe Nails Day” will suffice. However it is also encouraged to ridicule your victims lightly for having monstrous and disgusting toenails. This national holiday can be traced back to the Wamapoke tribe who originated from Americas southwest region in Arizona, California, New Mexico, and Nevada In the late 1600s. For them it was the time of year they trimmed their horses nails and as a tribute of honor to their majestic steeds they would also trim their own toe nails.
“Hey it’s national clip your toe nails day!”
“Jeffry you fat lard, get your nasty feet in here and trim’em down”
“Jeffry you fat lard, get your nasty feet in here and trim’em down”
by The Panda Lord April 20, 2020
Get the national clip your toe nails day mug.National Horny Day 2: Electric Boogaloo is a national holiday that takes places on May 21st. This holiday came about after people got bored and too horny from only have one National Horny Day. Currently, governments from across the world are discussing if there should be a National Horny Day every month.
On National Horny Day 2, you do the same stuff as you do on a regular National Horny Day (send lewd pictures, do lewd things etc). The only difference is the name and date.
On National Horny Day 2, you do the same stuff as you do on a regular National Horny Day (send lewd pictures, do lewd things etc). The only difference is the name and date.
Person 1: Oh boy, I can't wait for National Horny Day 2: Electric Boogaloo!
Person 2: No more blue balls! Jenny, get the sexy lingerie for next month!
Person 2: No more blue balls! Jenny, get the sexy lingerie for next month!
by Herr Shrek April 14, 2021
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Timmy)Hey Janes since it’s November 28th National True words day just wanted to say what’s on my mind let you know I want to date you and do some other things
Jane)Say less me too
Timmy)Hey Janes since it’s November 28th National True words day just wanted to say what’s on my mind let you know I want to date you and do some other things
Jane)Say less me too
by GorRhinoDaRealest November 21, 2020
Get the November 28th National True words day mug.september 22nd, love your history teacher because he is such a hottie with a body. such a dilf he is, my favorite person ever
by aubreyelle September 3, 2021
Get the national love your history teacher day mug.Michael it is National Abby sends Michael nudes day so,I’m going to give you nudes today because I don’t want you to die
by Jdidkfjdshhdufjfjdjdd April 24, 2020
Get the National Abby sends Michael nudes day mug.April 13th is the day you take your homie to dinner to any classy restaurant you want to take them. Make sure it’s $14 and over as your homie is special.
An example of National take your homie to dinner day.
You: hey homie let’s go to dinner
Your homie: say less
You and your homie go to Buffalo Wild Wings and share some Classic Hot Wings. :)
You: hey homie let’s go to dinner
Your homie: say less
You and your homie go to Buffalo Wild Wings and share some Classic Hot Wings. :)
by TheHomieGpu February 18, 2020
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Boyfriend: “Sorry I can’t. I have to buy my girlfriend a Starbucks for national Buy your Girlfriend Starbucks Day”
Boyfriend: “Sorry I can’t. I have to buy my girlfriend a Starbucks for national Buy your Girlfriend Starbucks Day”
by girlyygirl13 October 26, 2020
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