John

A pure God Excepted by the Mexicans who typically worships himself

What is that guy doing at that temple
Oh that’s the temple of John
Wait that’s John

by fruit tea April 5, 2022

John

John is a mystery of a man, a man of few words, a man who will cut anyone who fucks with his circle. He is adept with his hands, and loves his woman fiercely. John makes sure things are done right, and takes pains to correct the wrongs. He is fun, hot, sensitive and sexy. John is a man every other dude should aspire to be.

John makes his lady feel like she is his, he works hard to explain why they are forever.

by GeminEye Visionary November 20, 2022

John

Bootyhole licker

Johns a bootyhole licker lol

by Mymomsdeadlol February 14, 2022

Chucking a John

to vomit all over someone's furniture multiple times due to an excess of alcohol.

Bro, he's had like nothing to drink and he's chucking a john all over my shit!

by mulz n sambo October 16, 2010

john fisher

a school full of battymen who think they are the shit when really they enjoy being unregistered sex offenders who try to fuck anything within a 5 metre radius. they all smell of their friends batty creases because they do each other at lunch in the stinkiest toilets. the school is run by a cult of bald white men who all do or look like they do either cigarettes or the kids in their classes. half of them are trying to raise finance for the school by becoming a mid soundcloud rapper who is failing foundation maths.

Person 1: "Did you hear about the guy nonced a 10 year old?"

Person 2: "He went to john fisher so not really surprised."

by Voice_Memos_Application March 29, 2024

John McGraw

The act of being a pussy when the bros wanna do something fun

Hey Jake, wanna go to the strip club

Nah man, I’m feeling pretty John McGraw

by 0o0o0ooooo000o June 14, 2019

John

John is unpredictable and incredible. John can literally lit up someone's life with his unpredictable humor. His existence is someone's happiness, that a person never deem that his presence would just turn things around in an unpredictable way. His gaze is a weakness.It shows how he can be genuine and fragile too. He's incredible in all aspects, that even though a person is normally have imperfections, for him, it makes him more unique and deserving to be loved. He is extravagant—someone that will always worthy of all good things. A John in a person's life is a blessing. A gift from God that is so undeserving for us, because he is more than what we have asked for. Better acknowledge John forever.

Keep a John, He's a blessing.

by Lucialena May 14, 2022