Pandemic Pussy

Pandemic pussy is when your pussy has no interest in sex because of the Pandemic.

Not tonight, Hon. I have Pandemic Pussy.

by BlissG March 25, 2020

pussy wreck

during sexual intercourse a females overt menstruation cycle occurs leaving her and the partner covered in clots and or blood

1. Jenn and I had sex at lunch and it was a pussy wreck.
2. Jenn and I where having sex last night and her pussy wrecked.

by jiff9 October 22, 2010

Pussy patrol

The act of looking for third and or dumb bitches!

I'm going on pussy patrol now byeee!

by Makaylabitch930 January 19, 2016

patchy pussy

A muff of vaginal hair that looks as though it attempted to swallow a lawnmower, and lost.

Joe: How was Kathy last night?

Mark: Damn, she had one hell of a patchy pussy!

Joe: Did she down a 40 before she shaved?

Mark: Sure looked like the razer was on auto-pilot!

by Jenenena October 1, 2008

pussy burrito

1. black, beaned, vagina
Often used for mexican pleasure.
small hispanic people enjoy the pussy burrito!

2. Women with a awfully small vag.
Men dont dig this!
Usually men like the bigger, fatter vaginas!

Hey man wanna go get some nice fucking pussy burritos?

by Sex Jerk April 13, 2011

Pussy fighting

Where two are more guys fight over who will get the pussy. Or in other words they are fighting over a woman.

There pussy fighting in that tity bar.

by The Fury 13 November 18, 2010

white pussy

what you wont get because your looking it up on urban dictionary and jerking off

Guy 1: MAN! I'm so TURNED ON by looking up white pussy on urban dictionary
Guy 2: Yeah great no one cares

by BLаZe May 23, 2019