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bitches & hoes

(pl. n.) Attractive women who are likely to be sexually promiscuous, desired by the speaker, or both.

cf. bitches.
Fuck Josh's party, let's go pick up some bitches & hoes.
by lexicality December 15, 2008
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bitch slap

Open handed strike delivered to people of far inferior physical size or strength to show they are not worthy of the time it takes to bunch up a fist and hit hard when a simple slap will do.
by Gumba Gumba February 17, 2006
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bullseye bitch

A sexual act. When a guy is getting his joint copped (head or jerk off), and the girl doesn't want to get the jizz on her, he waits until right before he's about to cum and then smacks her hand so she aims his dick at her face and . . . bullseye bitch!
Girl: "Don't get any on me alright?"

Guy: "Don't worry. I'm about to cum . . . oh . . . (smack) . . . bullseye bitch!!"
by Crazy Irish Mike May 13, 2006
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piss a bitch

When my girlfriend finds out I sunk my summer sausage in Jenny's meat-muffin, she going to piss a bitch!
by SaltPeter January 7, 2009
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BITCH HOLE

A hole commonly found under the belly button of a whore dirty bitch. BEWARE: This is not the usual good kind of vagina we are all accustomed to, this is a very smelly and angry vagina.
Dude!! Last night I went to a party and fell into a bitch hole!!! That stupid cunt reeked my dick up and won't stop calling my cell and complaining about what an asshole I am for cumming all over her dog!
by Jordan the Genius February 4, 2005
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Smirnoff Bitch

The real term for Smirnoff Ice, because we all know it is the most bitch drink in existence. My roommate used to drink Smirnoff Bitch all the time, because, you guessed it, he is a bitch.
My roommate is always drinking Smirnoff Bitch, what a fuckin finook.
by get money nigga March 14, 2008
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bitch cake

A distraction used to shut up a whiny little pussy (of the male persuasion)
God Trevor wont shut up about his window treatments... somebody give him some bitch cake so i can watch the damn game.
by Bitch Bakers July 1, 2004
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