This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.
My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off
by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017
Get the Blockade fart mug.An explosion between your buttcheeks. Sometimes it is a loud, painful, obnoxious clap and other times it’s an itty bitty toot poot. The deadliest kind are known as ninja farts which release toxic levels of human methane in the form of a gaseous explosion originating from the butt hole.
Starbucks accidentally forgot to use oatmilk in my Venti iced blonde vanilla latte with vanilla cold foam, 2 pumps of caramel, 3 pumps of chai, and an extra shot of espresso and now my butthole burns from ninja farts from the deepest depths of hell knows know as my gut.
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