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Slimy Grease Cunt

Who is the Slimy Grease Cunt that gave my ex my fucking number?
by BongoBird June 25, 2019
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Dak-Dak Cunt.

A subhuman creature that commonly uses automatic sniper rifles in the game "Counter-Strike: Global Offensive."
Person 1: "Fuck off you Dak-Dak Cunt. Actually play the fucking game you fuckhead"
Dak Dak Cunt: *Smearing shit on his face* "I just put my dick in a USB port"
by Happyrn July 6, 2019
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Time-wasting Cunt

Someone who chats online to you for weeks, you call each other randomly to chew the fat, you send recent face and body pics of each other, everyone likes everyone's "bits n pieces", everyone's on the same page (or so it seems), they turn up to your house for what you both understand is a booty call then they decide to leave within the hour after only a beer lol
"What a time-wasting cunt."
by Wtfisgoingon1407 August 2, 2019
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Dick Juggling Cunt

An insult to be used for many people! Dick juggling can be used to call someone gay or a slut and cunt, well, a cunt. Therefor this insult is a great multi use phrase for all you zesty bois out there
Person 1) oh I banned you from my Christian roblox server cause you are a... RETARD

Me) well Bertholomew... you sir are a dick juggling cunt

Person 1) wow that’s a bit harsh how’d you know I’m gay though
by WillSuckDickForMemes May 29, 2018
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little annoying cunt

She is a little annoying cunt, she uses the family friendly policy
by Bigcmcd April 21, 2018
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you cunts are fucked

A definition used by the now enlightened older generation said commonly to Anyone born in or beyond 2000, who thinks they understand the world, and continues to celebrate moronic shit that will get them more fucked in this world.
EG: these drugs are great Im glad we all put in and spent our whole centrelink on them.... they should last atleast 12 hours. ..; She was so out of it that the only way she could say yes was by waving with one hand and a sour look and a tear..so we were gentle when we took turns... :she loves me.. she said so right after she wiped those guys cum off her chin and came knocking on the door because they wouldnt look after her .. :::: Those fucking dog cunt coppers got me again without a license drunk.. i misssed that bitch and her kid .. fucking cunts.. the're fucked. I tried to submit this ..and stupid errors came up.. the explination was fucking vague as fuck.. "i said.. " you cunts are fucked"
by UCUNTSRFKD May 2, 2018
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Remunerated Watchy Cunt

Invigilator, scrutineer, or otherwise generally observant and compliance favouring rat who has managed to move up a notch in the world.
"I was in my exam and all I was doing was checking a Snapchat from Tyrah and the remunerated watchy cunt came over and confiscated my phone"
by anonymous November 7, 2020
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