one direction's life

to hang out with buddies and do different amusing things like going in cafes, cinemas, shopping malls, taking pictures without caring how much money you spent

- Shall we go out somewhere??
- Sorry, i haven't got my salary yet , i wish i could have one direction's life!

by EmmaPumpkin May 12, 2020

<Ambidextrous>Yo, `~`Rightie's`~`Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"<Ambidextrous>

<Ambidextrous>Yo, `~`Rightie's`~`Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"<Ambidextrous>

<Ambidextrous>Yo, `~`Rightie's`~`Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"<Ambidextrous>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

Real Life

A foreign and dangerous place. No gamer has ever experienced it.

Gamer 1: dude have you ever been to real life?

Gamer 2: dude stfu im tryna play minecraft

by Norma dorms on a borma March 13, 2020

Life

some thing that we were forced into because of our "parents" that fucked each other. maybe out parents are aliens and wrere humans or the other way round. life has no fuckin meaning to me or you. one day well be off this earth for good and you might as well fuck your partner in heaven or he'll when they die and have angel children

You : life is boring in heaven
Partner: angel c-

You: YES *grabs partner and goes to room*
*fucks*
*nine mo later*
Partner: the fuc
You: at least we aren't on earth right?
Partner: true

by roxie the dancey dance July 31, 2022

LIFE

type this when you get one

bob: whats the meaning of life
jeff: you don't have one

by bob:( April 6, 2022

early life crisis

allegedly an album thats gonna drop new by that femboy twink ah mfer nettspend

"yo im hype for early life crisis"
"go outside bro, please."

by wzrd101 June 10, 2025

real life rts

A real life take on a video game style that may seem quite inhumane. This is not LARPing.

Players in this game commonly invest in anthills which they connect together via tubing. They then each buy a different species of ant and put them in the anthills, with "resources", like food. Each species of ant then goes about building their colony until they come into conflict with another species, which they will instinctively attack. The goal of this game is total eradication of the other ant species.

"Hey man, wanna real life rts with us next month?? We're getting the big African ants!"

"Sorry, I'm not really into small-time genocide."

by Kermit of WAR October 25, 2011