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This seems to be the current hot question. You hear it more and more: Blog Dicking.

The act of Blog Dicking or BD (I just made that part up), is essentially cutting in line when posting a comment responding to someone's blog. Let's say there are already 200 comments. You could post like everyone else and be comment number 201, but you'd be way down on page 5, and who's gonna see you there?

So a blog dicker will reply to the first commenter on the first page of comments so that EVERYONE can see their comment. Usually blog dicking is self promotion on someone else's blog. They reply to someone's comment but it has nothing to do with the comment they responded to.

Blog dicking is not replying to someone's comment, even if it just happens to be near the top of the first comments, if you really are responding to what they have commented about. But sometimes people make it look like they are relying to someone's comment when really they are blog dicking by adding something like: Hey come visit my blog it's better!

Bobby Ramone is the first person I ever heard using the term Blog Dicking.
You thought you were second eh? We'll I might just have to blog dick you!
by middle_of_nowhere July 19, 2007
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classy dick

An un-circumcized penis.
David, and I have "classy dicks," they are wearing suits.
by Reuballs March 4, 2007
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dick fear

The fear or anxiety of someone seeing your penis for the first time.
"She got stung by a jellyfish and asked me to pee on her, but I got the dick fear".
by newer name October 27, 2008
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Dick Nipples

An over sized nipple that is elongated and looks like a penis!
Hey Baby You Wanna Have Some Fun Tonight?
OOOOO Yeah, Get Your Dick Nipples Out
No Way I Ain't Shitting Through Them Again!
by Lars Bolshitz December 26, 2007
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Dick Riding

When someone clings to the accomplishment of another as if they had something to do with it, which they didn't. They may even try to accept praise for said accomplishment, when once again it is not deserved... as they havn't actually done anything themselves.
1. Obama being the first president of african american decent, and suddenly all african americans were into politics... totally dick riding on o-beezy.

2. John was bragging how he went to the Lakers game with front row seats! However, his friend had taken him with his spare ticket... john was totally dick riding.
by BiG122 September 28, 2010
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ethan is a dick

HE IS A SELFISH DEFORMED FUCKER WHO KNOWS MY E-MAIL
Me: Hey, Ethan, Fuck off
Ethan:I WILL SEND ABUSIVE E-MAILS FROM YOUR ACCOUNT!!!
Me: Ethan is a Dick
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Whiskey Dick

A condition where a man cannot get fully erect or stay fully erect because of alcohol intoxication. What makes Whiskey Dick different from other forms of erectile dysfunction is the extreme desire to keep trying to have sex and penetrate the vagina, even when the woman gets up and puts her clothes back on. The male will still dry hump and beg even when the penis is so limp it is like throwing a cocktail frank in a canyon.
Sara: Why won't you go out with Rob again?
Ella: Because he had Whiskey Dick and kept trying to dry hump me as I was leaving. It was so awkward.
by BombACat July 18, 2010
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