Life

A long water slide where you drown at the end

Boy: My life is great and so are you!
Girl: You look like the guy who would try out for minor league football, not make the cut, then for the next ten years talk about how much football you play.
Boy: She salty, me likey!
Girl: Find someone with the same below average grammer and life as you.

by datonegurl December 9, 2018

life

the cure for death

life is the cure for death so if ur dead respawn

by rrrrichie May 9, 2020

Life

that big ball of epic fail you always tell to gtfo

best friend: that sucks
me: that's life for ya..

by TheresaFrances September 7, 2010

Get a life

When a person has nothing to wake up in the morning for, no real life friends, nothing exciting going on and no hope.

Ben is going to be spending his day and night gaming and chatting online again, he does this every single day without fail, he needs to get a life.

by Pablo890 October 26, 2022

life

Man, life is difficult and confusing. It has many meanings, many meany meanings.

Reg's illness progressed frighteningly life
A shuffling dance to the beat of a life
He was a life people-pleaser
the dog life across the road

by owie;owie; March 1, 2021

Moms life bro.

Moms life bro means that you love your mother and your brother by saying moms life bro

Me: My moms life bro. are the best life ever
Peter: OH I LIKE HUNTING. BILL HUNT FOREVER

by NAVISUCKS November 7, 2021

Law of Life

Being proud of having intercourse with one of ur parents

Guy 1: Damn, I'm so full of Law of Life!
Guy 2: Did u do it again?

by Don'ttouchmytiddies November 29, 2021